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I am ACES - Lord of the Poker Gods.

I rule over all the Kings and Queens beneath me, and can destroy them and each of the little ones that they dominate.

You have dared to enter The Shrine of the Poker Gods in search of luck.

There are 3 types of luck in poker:

Good Luck
Dumb Luck

and
Rotten Luck

You come here looking for luck and you shall leave with luck.

We shall bestow luck upon you.

However, the type of luck you leave with is up to you.

If you sacrifice to the Poker Gods, we shall give you good luck.

If you honor the Poker Gods, we shall give you both good luck and dumb luck.

But do not forget, when you benefit from the luck bestowed upon you, you MUST say in tribute:
"Thank you shrine of the poker gods.com" when you are at a live table;

and TYPE in the chat "Thank you ShrineofthePokerGods.com" when playing on line.

If you do not, the good luck and the dumb luck given you will fade away....

But if you DARE TO LEAVE the Shrine of the Poker Gods without showing the Poker Gods any respect
and make no sacrifice in their honor, we shall curse you with ROTTEN LUCK
for all your days at the tables wherever they may be.

Each time the cards come down against you, it shall be your own fault.

Each time the Poker Gods rule against you, you will remember why.

The choice is yours.... Good Luck, Dumb Luck... or Rotten Luck

Plain Old Good Luck

Good Luck with some Dumb Luck thrown in

No thanks, I'll take my ROTTEN LUCK and EXIT HERE